This was the topic-à-la-jour in my English class today:

Clara: Oh my god, Mr. H is actually wearing pants today!
Me: O.O REALLY?
Springer: As opposed to not wearing pants?
Me: Just mentioning that has made me question your sexual orientation.
Springer: What? ...NO!!
Me: -snerk-

My ex-Navy English teacher is well-known for wearing shorts all year round despite how cold it might be outside. It's a source of amazement whenever he wears anything other than khakis.

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